FORUM BRIEFS: A couple suggestions
Sorry for such a short litany of complaints about Brandeis this week. Terrible troublesome TAsI pay $40,000 to attend Brandeis University.
Herschel Hartz
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FORUM BRIEFS: Oops, I did it again...
The past week has been very difficult for me. On the same week that random Communists called Bush a "mass murderer" and a Justice columnist wrote a piece bafflingly entitled "Wearing my cousin's blood on my hands," a select group of people made it very clear that they did not appreciate my most recent column.I mocked the Orientation Leaders though I am a loser and joked about the freshman girls though I have no love life.
FORUM BRIEFS: An open letter to the (scary) attractive freshmen
With the new class coming in, I wanted to share with these young darlings, these impressionable few, the new socially awkward batch of Brandeisians, my feelings on their moving in.
My summer sucked, how 'bout yours?
Well here we go again for another year at Brandeis! More parties where I am too afraid to talk to girls and more of the whole "meeting new people thing," which for us socially awkward people is pretty, well, awkward.
OP-ED: Forum briefs: Pope dreams, bare skin and my mother
After waking up from a two-week, drink-induced Brandeis coma, our columnist realizes that quite a bit has changed in his absence.
Every man's question: Why do I know nothing about women?
Who can Brandeis boys blame for our woes with women?Our mothers.You heard me right. We Brandeis men have a problem dealing with any women who are not our mothers.
Hartz: Ladies and Gentlemen, do you wear Uggs?
I have been known to write about and comment on the most important of topics. Whether the current issue is the war on terror or Social Security, Brandeis students know they'll hear my voice in the debate.
HARTZ OF THE MATTER: Ladies and Gentlemen, do you wear Uggs?
I have been known to write about and comment on the most important of topics. Whether the current issue is the war on terror or Social Security, Brandeis students know they'll hear my voice in the debate.
OP-ED: Brandeis reluctant to praise Iraqi election
If one were to listen to the nation's leading Democrats on the post-election state of Iraq, the American government would bring its troops home, admit defeat and give in to the forces of evil.
OP-ED: Social security shows conservative climate
Students of American politics should take many lessons from the most recent debate on Social Security reform, as the perfect example of how conservatives have taken advantage of the new political reality.
Boston’s West End: The spirit of a neighborhood destroyed
Jewish students are not a monolith. Brandeis must stop treating us like one.
Doxxing has no place at Brandeis
A local Waltham organization works to uphold democracy
Paige Bueckers: A Special Talent