How would you define "fabulosity"? That ludicrous word happens to be the name of Kimora Lee Simmons' new book on how to dress and act like the spoiled ex-model fashion designer wife of a hip hop mogul. I watched the TV show and have read the tabloids, and let it be said that Mrs. Simmons has raised some adorable and hilarious daughters, but I just can't bring myself to aspire to her double-chinned, fake-tanned, leopard-print ways. Is this over-the-top trend ever going to end?


Nip slips have become a dime a dozen these days (and the boob slip that Tara Reid pioneered is gaining momentum), but it's always nice to see a celebrity's breast bring her down a notch or two. Lindsay Lohan has been making a fool of herself for months by mouthing off about her aspirations to be a serious actress (well, dah-ling, if you want to be taken seriously, then why don't you shut up and let your work speak for itself?) while still drinking and dancing up a storm all night.

With that new expensive stylist it's been hard to rag on her for anything but her mouth, until General Motors' annual "Ten" fashion show. As Ms. Lohan was slinking down the red carpet she turned to the side and... bam! There it was, the whole boob, nipple and all.

While the boys drooled, the girls cackled and the flashbulbs went haywire, LiLo flashed a peace sign and smiled obliviously. You can say all you want about Hollywood and the dumbing down of America, but there is no way these girls would be so damn funny if they also weren't so damn stupid.