The year is 2033. Two shacks sit side-by-side atop a small hill of dirt. Surrounding the hill as far as the eye can see is a devastated landscape of smashed buildings and burnt-out automobiles punctuated with large craters and strewn with skeletal remains.The door to one of the shacks opens and JOHN exits, stretches, and sits down on a log.
The tricky part about writing a column is that it needs "content," and that's why I haven't produced one in a while.
I have always been somewhat of an astronomy nerd. I am well-versed in practically useless trivia such as the fact that Mercury, while closer to the sun, is actually cooler than Venus because of its lack of a heat-trapping atmosphere.
On Nov. 18, the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court (SJC) issued a ruling that stated homosexual couples have the right to marry, giving the Massachusetts Legislature 180 days to make any necessary changes to state laws.This landmark ruling elicited a wide range of reactions.
"Liberals hate America.""Liberals hate society.""Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies and discriminate on the basis of race.""Liberals seek to destroy sexual differentiation in order to destroy morality."All I can say is that she's onto us.
Dear California,Hey. Sorry I haven't returned your calls or e-mails. I've just been really busy. Wait, no - the last thing either of us needs at this point is more lies.
Thank God for bumper stickers. They make things so much easier. In these post-9/11, with-us-or-against-us, love-it-or-leave-it days - when everyone is either a flag-waving, outspoken patriot or al-Qaeda operative -bumper stickers are an excellent barometer by which to measure a given driver's depth of character, love of country and potential connection to future terrorist acts.Especially since programs, like Attorney General John Ashcroft's Operation TIPS (Terrorism Information and Prevention System), have started calling for us to be ever more vigilant against the threats that may lurk within our fellow countrymen, the importance of bumper stickers has soared faster than a black helicopter with state-of-the-art listening devices.Following the instructions of the Bush administration, I am constantly evaluating the threats posed by those around me.
We have all heard a lot about evil since Sept. 11, 2001. From "the evil one" to the "Axis of Evil" to the "fall of an evil regime in Iraq," George W.
What is so endearing about President George W. Bush is that quite literally anyone can make fun of him.
Thanks to the war in Iraq, a very important lawsuit that had previously been on the front pages threatens to slip under the nation's radar.
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