BENJAMIN STECKEL: Confusion of a culinary caveman
I'm a stumbling, confused, red meat-eating, culinary, sophisticated caveman. I'm a sentient mind housed in a cave dweller and I'm neither complete nor competent in either state of being.
I'm a stumbling, confused, red meat-eating, culinary, sophisticated caveman. I'm a sentient mind housed in a cave dweller and I'm neither complete nor competent in either state of being.
A future consistent with the present predicts that I'm going to kill my closest cousin. The outlook is poor.
On July 7, 2005, four bombs shook London. After making sure my parents were safe, I began to wonder: When will the world stop being obliged to suffer the plague of terrorism?
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive.
"Holy shit. Did that just happen?" Why, yes it did.I was on my way to a friend's Ridgewood suite with my mind focused on napping on the couch.
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