Well, kids, I hate to disappoint, but this was a pretty dull week in celebrity news. Half of this week's tabloid cover stories were about either The Bachelor or Teen Mom. No one was making ludicrous claims about Jen, Brad and Angelina, and even Lindsay Lohan (once my go-to girl for stories) kept herself tame this week. What is the world coming to?So instead of a big "oh my goodness!" article, I give you instead the best tidbits of a rather mediocre week of celebrity baby and not-baby news.

This week, Penelope Cruz and husband Javier Bardem welcomed their first child together, a baby boy born Jan. 26 at the Cedar-Sinai Medical Center in Hollywood. This has been a doubly great week for Bardem, who on Tuesday received an Oscar nomination for his role in the Mexican drama Biutiful.

In other baby news, Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi is currently engaged in a custody battle over her 11-month-old daughter, Krishna. Baby daddy Adam Dell is demanding more time with Krishna and reporting every detail of the case to the press-even though Padma would rather keep things in the courts. A rep for Padma did, however, report that Padma has encouraged Dell to be a part of Krishna's life, but because she is nursing her daughter it is necessary for Krishna to spend the majority of her time with her mother. Padma's lawyer, Jay D. Silverstein, has disputed the "facts" laid out by Dell's court papers, which state that Padma is forcibly keeping Dell away from Krishna. "Ms. Lakshmi looks forward to correcting the record in the courts, not the press," Silverstein told People Magazine in an official statement. "She is saddened and gravely disappointed that Mr. Dell has chosen a very public means of filing his petition with the court rather than doing so in a confidential or sealed manner, which is customary in cases involving a very young child." I can't tell if Hollywood would like this Dell guy better if he kept his baby out of the news, or if we just want to see more cute baby pictures in the press.

Finally, if you saw the cover of this week's Star magazine, you noticed that apparently Jennifer Aniston is adopting! At last! The baby she's always wanted! She's even using BFF Courteney Cox's nanny! Or, actually, she's not-a rep for Jen told People on Wednesday that, while Jen loves kids and sees them in her future, she's not even actively looking into adoption yet. Star-0, People-1.