Apparently, Playboy bunnies have claws.In a recent interview with Us Weekly magazine, Kendra Wilkinson-one of the big-breasted blondes that stars on the E! show The Girls Next Door-reported that ex-boyfriend Hugh Hefner "was kind of like [her] best friend, but a sugar daddy at the same time" and that she frequently had sexual affairs with other men to "feel her age." And, in an instance of wonderful irony, Wilkinson also scoffed at Hefner's current lifestyle: "I'm totally against [Hefner's] way of life, with three girlfriends and all of that." Kendra, on behalf of gold-diggers everywhere who experience sudden moral epiphanies, I salute you.

Fortunately for Ms. Holier-Than-Thou-Now-That-I'm-No-Longer-Reliant-On-You-For-Handouts, Wilkinson is no longer affronted on a regular basis with the sight of Hefner's sinful antics; Wilkinson moved out of the Playboy mansion in October shortly after Hefner's other girlfriend, Holly Madison, left to pursue her aspiration of sucking face with other washed-up celebrities.

But speaking of faux pas by air-headed, B-list stars no one cares about, Miss J and Ryan Seacrest both committed some of their own this week. The former-you know, that dude from America's Next Top Model who has better legs than me-apparently stated that if he isn't invited to co-star Tyra Bank's future wedding, "she'll get cursed out. . If I'm not invited to the wedding, then there'll be a fight. You'll all be invited to a big old smackdown: the Tyra Banks and Miss J smackdown." That is, "if [a wedding] takes place." Seacrest, on the other hand, chose to humiliate himself by attempting to high-five a blind contestant, Scott MacIntyre, on American Idol rather than insinuate a judge was going to remain a lonely shrew for the rest of her life.

In that same episode, Seacrest also got some undeserved action from bikini-clad participant Katrina Darrel, though not as much as Jakhals Frank when Lily Allen appeared on his Dutch television show, De Wereld Draait Door; Allen let the host touch her third nipple, which-fortunately for him-was so close to one of the English singer-songwriter's real nipples that Frank can kind of claim he totally touched Lily Allen's boob. Score!