David Blaine may have a reputation as a man who's cheated death more times than the American public cares to count, but his insane feats of survival just don't seem all that impressive when compared to the everyday life of young Sean Preston Spears Federline, who seems to be doomed to confront his own mortality as often as other babies make bowel movements.
Whereas most parents make an effort to protect their young'uns from the ravages of the world, the woeful offspring of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline has been subjected to improperly secured car seats and collapsible high chairs enough to make a child welfare worker's head spin.
Until now, Mommy and Daddy K-Fed have been blaming their travails on a series of accidents and misunderstandings, but it's hard to argue with the cold facts after seeing the pictures of "Britney & Son" outside the Ritz-Carlton Hotel which were plastered all over the schadenfreude-happy New York Post Friday.
The series of photos displays the former American Sweetheart attempting to balance a baby in one hand and a drink in the other, and nearly losing both in the process. Fortunately, a bodyguard was on hand to restore little Sean to an upright position, but not before the press was able to snap plenty of shots of the Scion of Spears literally bent over backwards.
Godspeed, little one. May you live long enough to get your emotional and financial revenge in the inevitable tell-all autobiography.Former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney and wife Heather Mills McCartney announced Wednesday that they are calling it quits after four years of marriage.
The couple, who only recently had their first child together (a daughter named Beatrice), had long faced media criticism regarding Mills' alleged hunger for the spotlight and reports that McCartney's children from first wife Linda were none too fond of their new stepmother.
Sad news from a musical legend-but on the bright side, at least we can breathe an easy sigh at not having to be subjected to fluffy "Heather still feeding him and needing him at 64" articles come Sir Paul's milestone birthday this June.