I'm so sick and tired of hearing people get excited about our new and improved Modfest. Even if I conceded that Modfest is usually the best school-sponsored party of the year, how much does that really say? With the new policies, I won't be able to even go hang out at a friend's place if they live in the Mods, but thankfully the University is making up for it with "portable bathroom units." Also note the increased police presence to make sure nobody is drunk and the lowered volume to avoid noise complaints. So, as I understand it, this will be a party where I can't hang out, drink, or rock out. Now that's what I call a great time. Thanks Brandeis.